I've often dreamed about having this car accessory. It would be a big flashing neon sign on top of my roof that I could activate with various messages for the purpose of communicating with my fellow drivers. It would be much more effective than my usual mode of communication (flipping the bird) as the messages conveyed would be specifically tailored to the transgression being committed. A sampling of these messages are as follows (caution - may contain language not suitable for children as well as my parents):
1. GET OUT OF THE PASSING LANE, DICKHEAD!!
2. USE YOUR DIRECTIONAL SIGNALS, MORON!!
3. STOP TAILGATING ME, ASSHOLE!!
4. NO STOPPING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, JAGOFF!!
That last epithet is one that's unique to Pittsburgh, for you out-of-towners.
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