Pet peeves

This is what pissed me off this past weekend:

1. My neighbor's barking dog. I'm thinking of kidnapping it like in the Seinfeld episode.
2. Screaming kids at "The Lion King." I thought I had it made when I saw the show on Saturday. No little screamers in the immediate vicinity of my seat. Then, right before showtime, a little boy and his Mom sit right behind me. The little brat can't stop kicking my seat and asking his Mom insightful questions (Why is it dark, Mommy?) non-stop. Last Disney musical I ever attend.
3. This happens all the time. You order something at a fast food place and are asked if you want it "here or to go". Ninety percent of the time they'll either get it wrong or forget how you replied in the first place and have to ask you again.