Do Cry For Us, Pennsylvania

Sorry for the title, and my apologies to Andrew Lloyd Weber and Tim Rice, but we Pennsylvanians are in for it, now that it looks like our primary may actually be important this year, at least on the Democratic side. It's going to be a world class panderfest for Hillary and Barack. Actually, winning in Western Pennsylvania requires a fairly strightforward strategy. Simply gain the endorsements of Sidney Crosby and Ben Roethlisberger and get Bob Nutting to endorse your opponent