Payback

Previously, I had mentioned that I thought that the worst crime in the universe was checking out of the express lane at the supermarket with more than the allowable number of items. However, I forgot to mention an even more abominable sin - blocking my driveway! Last night I got home from the theater and this idiot was parked in front of my driveway and blocking about 3 feet of the entrance. I just barely managed to pull into my driveway without scraping any paint but I was really pissed off. I had to plan my revenge against my new arch enemy. So I got a flower pot full of dirt from my garage and dumped it on his roof. Take that, Mr. Silver Subaru Outback!